#WebTrends: Glen Beck buys Google™ & plans to make it more Liberal

link:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/17/glenn-beck-google-soros_n_824446.html

glen beck is this total ‘bleeding heart’ liberal blogger. but i guess he has tons of ca$h and so he thought it would be cool to buy Google. He wants to make it more ‘liberal’ & ‘right wing’.

according to the article he wants to start a google ‘terrorist cell’/taliban/volunteer fire department that will totally be all ‘up in yo sh!t’, read ur skype calls, peep in ur windows and ‘voyeur’/’eyball fuk u’.

“I’m really not sure that I want my search engine involved in government overthrows, good or bad,” he said. “I’m not afraid that Google is reading my email, or tapping your phone lines, or stealing Grandma’s recipes…what I’m starting to look at is Google and Google as a whole.”

will u still use google now that Glenjamin Beck owns it? or are u way into ‘asking jeeves’/cuil/’asking ur mom’ search engines?

r u worried abt ur grandmas ‘secret’ family recipes falling in2 glen beck’s soft hands?

or are grandma’s cookies way overrated & ‘racist’? is it time to get her out of the kitchen and into a ‘home’/’assisted living program’?

do u wish u could engineer a ‘search’ and be a industry leader instead of being stuck in ur dead-end 9 to 5 ‘working for the weekend’?
have u ever ‘googled’ urself? did it ‘feel’ good? did u ‘finish’/’happy ending’?

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